Well kinda.
See, there’s a giant creeper who sometimes gets on the same bus as I do. And he always has to sit next to me, even when there are empty rows. And some time last year, he crossed the line by trying to hold my hand, not once, but twice! Um, sir, NOT OKAY.
So now I’m trying to keep occupied so I don’t just sit here quietly as prey for his pedophilic ass.*
He’s married (detective work revealed wedding band) and just has that general look of a perv. If he ever guest-stars on SVU, he would be the guilty one. And I hope benson & stabler totally beat him up.
Anyway, I’ve also discovered recently that he works close to my office because I’ve seen him in the Duane Reade next door multiple times. Either that or he’s a giant stalker too. Actually, I would not put that past him. He just has that look about him - the one that says “hey I like to hold your hand on buses & follow you to your office duane reade & maybe murder you.”
AND he’s clearly not opposed to cheating! Murderer and adulterer, what a scumbag.
Suffice it to say NJ Transit is not a primo choice for me to find a love connection. World is sending me some winners right now.
Sigh.
*okay I know I’m over 18, but I’m probably not wrong about his deviant tendencies anyway.
