kelly gene (is not my lover)

People who don’t say sorry/thank you,

People who stiff tips for no reason,

People who think it’s okay to walk into you, then look at you like you’re at fault,

People who push through crowds because they’re too good to wait like the rest of us…

Why do you still exist? Where’s this “natural selection” I heard so much about? Work your mojo, Darwin.

People using the emergency exit (& thereby setting off the blaring alarm) when exiting the subway.

There is no way you, sir, are saving a life by avoiding the turnstiles, so spare my sanity & eardrums at 9 am.

Big people who don’t realize they’re big.*

Okay, if you’re large (whether or not you’re also in charge is irrelevant), do not act as if your size is negligent. Meaning:

• do not wedge yourself in that teeny free spot on subway seat.
• do not try to push past me when there is little space to do so.

This has nothing to do with hating on fatties in general (uh hello, look who’s talking) — just quit physically getting all up in my grill.

*this also applies to thin women who carry absurdly large purses.

Women insisting on placing all their bags & junk in front of them instead of in designated storage areas, resulting in me unable to move my seat back even a little.